Pills, Explanations and Q&A of my AUs {QUESTIONS OPEN}

LMK - Some stupid scenarios

Newspaper: -Pandas sit alone when they're sad-

Macaque: "Maybe I am a Panda."

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- Before coming out -

PIF: "Red Son, sit up straight."

Red Son: "Yes, mother."

Red Son, Internally: "I'm gay, GAY-"

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"My pain is chronic, but my ass is iconic"

- Wukong, probably

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Red Son and Giulia: *eating steak*

Random vegan: "Would you eat a person?"

Red Son: "The law requires that we answer 'no'."

Giulia: "I actually did-"

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Tang: "I'm going to finish this book today!"

Pigsy: "it's 600 pages, and you just bought it."

Tang: "You underestimate my power."

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"Despite having no evidence, I am still convinced that everyone in my life secretly hates me."

- MK

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DBK acknowledging what I have done to be wanted in both North and South America and most of European countries: "I just wanna say, I'm a huge fan."

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MK writing a poem:

Just met a guy
Omg he was so fit
Handsome even
Never will I meet another like him

Carting
Emotional
Nice
And his is name is the first letter of each line

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"Don't let anyone ruin your day! It's yours, ruin it yourself."

- Wukong, absolutely

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Conversation between Mei, MK and Red Son:

MK: "RED! ARE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH LIGMA!?"

Red Son: "what's ligma?"

MK: "ligma balls"

Mei: "but seriously, what is ligma? Is it something from Saw Con?"

MK: "what the fuck is Saw Con-? Mei you really don't get it!?"

Mei: "Sawcon my dick."

MK: *D E M O L I T E D*

Red Son: "...but you don't have a dick-" *confused Red Son*

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Red Son: "father please stop saying dad jokes, you never make good ones."

DBK: "I made you"