The Blade in Gravity Falls

CHAPTER 17: THE SINE OF GIDEON, THE TENT OF TELEPATHY.

Found this and it made me laugh.

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AN: Hello again.

Thanks to everyone who has commented, voted, favorite, or followed this adventure so far, we are halfway done! Special thanks to Deusblade for becoming one of the voices, I like your character idea and it will allow me to have some interesting plot beats without forcing it.

I found part of an old discord conversation from 12/20/2022 at like 12:30 am. This is all me btw.

man I'm out here missing techno again. I should probably be asleep, but I have much more important things to do.

like writing fanfiction

kinda surprised I'm the only one on right now

Discord, to hang out or become one of the voices if you want: https://discord.gg/eSSP2GtYQS

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Dipper Pines woke up screaming. "I just had a horrible dream that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and..." Dipper trailed off before continuing in confusion as he didn't recognize his surroundings. "We all had to move in with Soos' grandma?"

"That was no dream, dude." Soos said, sitting up next to Dipper in the fold-out couch they were sharing. Dipper screamed, waking everyone up.

"Shh. Por favor." Soos's Grandma asked, turning on the lights.

"Uh, sorry, Abuelita." Dipper apologized awkwardly.

"Oh, Soos, your grandma is so adorable!" Mabel said, walking up beside Abuelita. "And her skin is old lady soft." Mabel whispered, reaching out to touch Abuelita's skin. "Haaaahhh!"

"Mabel, quit being creepy!" Stan ordered from the other side of the room. "The news is finally on."

Abuelita turned on the TV from her recliner. "In a move that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing," Shandra Jimenez, the local news caster announced, "child psychic Gideon Gleeful" here the news showed a picture of Gideon looking like an angel, "has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanford Pines." The news station pulled up their file photo of Stan, with Stan wearing a devil suit and surrounded by fire.

"That picture's taken out of context." Stan said. The picture had originated from a Summerween while he was scaring children, a respectable pass time.

On the news, Shandra Jimenez was interviewing Gideon. "Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it?"

"I have a big announcement to make today, and I'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. Free admission to anyone who wears their Gideon pins! It's my face!" Gideon said, punctuating the end with a wink.

The TV was turned off, and Dipper sighed. "I just can't believe Gideon beat us. Normally I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault."

"Don't worry, Dipper. Looks like Mabel's going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my... grappling hook!" Mabel said, doing a little spin to present her grappling hook.

"Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once." Dipper told his sister.

"Oh yeah?" Mabel asked. "Jelly grab!" Mabel fired her grappling hook at a giant glass jar of jelly, shattering it and slashing jelly across the walls, Abuelita's decorations, and Abuelita.