*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Mini: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Aiden: ...I did. I broke it.
Mini: No. No you didn't. Aru?
Aru: Don't look at me. Look at Nikki.
Nikki: What?! I didn't break it.
Aru: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Nikki: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Aru: Suspicious.
Nikki: No, it's not!
Sheela: If it matters, probably not, but Rudy was the last one to use it.
Rudy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sheela: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rudy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sheela!
Aiden: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mini.
Mini: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Sheela: Mini... Aru's been awfully quiet.
Aru: REALLY?!
* Everyone starts arguing*
Brynne, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Brynne: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Brynne:
Brynne: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
