(y/n) pov
Lucifer: You are going to be going down to the Gluttony to protect a Certain Beelzebub.
Me: Is there a reason for this, or is it just guard duty.
Lucifer: Someone tipped me that there is going to be an assassination attempt tomorrow-
Me: And who tipped you on it?
Lucifer: You ask a lot of questions, kid.
He snapped his fingers, and Kiki appears behind him from a portal.
Kiki: Hi~
Me: Of course it's fucking Kiki.
Lucifer: She's not only my daughters friend, but also a really talented informer!
Me: I know.
Kiki: Aw, your too kind.
She walked over to me.
Kiki: Look at you, all suited. Muscles and all.
She poked my abs.
Me: Please don't.
She put her hands on my chest and got close to my face.
Kiki: Maybe I could convince that girlfriend of yours to have a threesome.
I put my hand on her face and slowly push her off me.
Me: Not interested.
Kiki: Your loss pretty boy.
Me: Lucifer, could you tell your informant to stop flirting with me.
Lucifer: Kiki.
Kiki: Fine.
She walks back through the portal.
Lucifer: I'll send you back to earth to rest up, you'll need it for tomorrow.
He snapped again, and we're at the front of Bee's house.
Lucifer: See ya later, kid.
He snapped again, and disappeared.
I turn around, and walk to the door, opening it.
Me: Hey, Bee, I'm home.
Bee: Cutie!
She walked up to me, and kissed me. I grab her waist and pull it towards me. She broke the kiss and smirked at me.
Bee: Ooo~ forward much~
Me: Says you.
Bee: Fair.
We walk over to the couch. I sit down, and she straddles me.
Bee: Get ready, lover boy, you're not getting any rest tonight.
The next morning
I sit up in our bed, and yawn. I walk down stairs, put my hoodie on, grab my bag, say hi to Lucifer, and get my breakfast-
Me: Why are you in our house!?
He covered my mouth.
Lucifer: Wouldn't want to wake up that little girlfriend of yours.
Me: Cmhd ymh tmnk ymh hmnd omh mm fmnce? (Could you take your hand off my face)
Lucifer: Oh sorry.
He brought his hand back to his side.
Lucifer: I'm here to pick you up for your mission.
Bee: Hey, babe, who are you talking too?
Lucifer quickly disappears.
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(+18) Royal Guard (Hazbin/Helluva x Male Human Reader)
Fanfiction(y/n) is a human that was chosen by Lucifer to be his, and all of the royal demon's, personal body guard.
