Third person POV
"This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birth place of funk where the albino panther roams free." Dona narrated as the camera showed a white panther on a boat. It cuts to him standing on top of a large train station.
"Beneath my manly size-13 brogues, nineteen teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world! I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!"
*Intro. MK and Gina and running between the BFFs and geniuses in the running part. They're between The Daters and Geniuses with a purple background in the little squares part. Also, Gina still has MK's beanie, because that's how cute they are.*
K, back to the show now.
Don's walking on a path in front of the trains station.
"Welcome to the Ridonculous Race. Right now, nineteen teams from across the county are readying themselves to embark on a race to the death!" he said dramatically. His earpiece crackled. He talked into it "Not to the death? *Pause* Ok."
He turned back to the camera.
"Let's meet the teams that aren't." He winked. "Racing to the death."
The screen cut to Carrie and devin on the train.
"Carrie and Devin. best friends." Don narrated.
Carrie looked at Devin and blushed.
Duel confessional
The best friends
Carrie: I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since. If anyone can win this race, it's us!
Devin: Yeah. I know Carrie so well. It's like we're... *Notices Carrie staring at him like he's her last meal on death row.* Uh, what are you doing?
Carrie: *Oh shit* Oh... uh, lint check, for the camera! *picks a piece of lint off him* Whoohoo, race!
End
"Kelly and taylor. Mom and daughter."
Kelly's putting lipstick on while Taylor files her nails.
Duel confessional
Mother and daughter
Taylor: So, A, I'm reeeeeeeally hot, obviously. And B, I'm pretty much the best at everything I do, so unless my mom messes things up, we're totally gonna win this race.
Kelly: Taylor and her frfiends love when I hang with them. I'm known as the 'cool mom' *Smiles brightly* We're so tight, people always mistake us for sisters!
taylor: *Scared* Wait... what?
End
"Emma and Kitty. Actual sisters."
Kitty's taking selfies as Emma is inspecting luggae. She notices her sister taking photos and takes her phone.
Duel confessional
Sisters
A/n, FROM YA SISTERRRRRRRRRRR (ANGELICAAAAA) k, I'll shut up.
Emma: *Determined* I'm studying international law so, that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good 'cause, we're here to win!
Kitty: *Enthusiastic* And to see the world. Meet hot guys, and have some fun!
Emma: *Stfu, I'm better than you according to myself* If there's time for that which there won't be so, let's focus on winning, okay?
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FanfictionHello my guys, gals, and gender neutral pals! If you could look at the cover and read the title for a moment if you please... THAT'S RIGHT! I'M DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING MY OWN FANFICTION AND PUTTING MK AND GINA IN RIDONCULOUS RACE! (quoting the r@pi$...
