French is an Eiffel language

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MK grabbed a tip and read.

"Paris. Cool, bread and coffee." she said.

"And you know, the most famous painting in the world." Gina added.

Explanationnnnnn 

"Paris France. Home of the Mona Lisa, tiny coffees, and other things that annoy me like you wouldn't believe. Once in Paris, teams must take a taxi to the Eiffel tower to receive their next tip."

Explanation overrrrrr 

Duel confessional 

Sarcasm professionals 

Gina: Sooooo, we won last time!

MK: Because we're awesome.

Gina: And we are so gonna win again.

MK: Don't jinx it!

Gina: Gah! You're right *Hits forehead.* Estupida!

End

They ran to a moped and climbed on.

"Hang on." Gina said before starting to drive.

"Eat our dust suckerrrrrrrrrrs!" MK yelled at the teams behind them.

"How's my hair looking in the wind losers?" Gina yelled over her shoulder.

Duel Confessionals

Police cadets

MacAurthur: Who do they think they are?! Oh ho ho, they are going down!

Sanders: You're not going to do anything reckless, right?

MacAurthur: *Silence.*

sanders: Right?

Ice Dancers

Josee: *ANNOYED NOISE* I HATE THEM SO MUCH! THEY NEED TO GO DOWN!

Jaques: Agreed! Who knows what they are planning?

Sarcasm professionals

MK: your hair smells nice.

Gina: Ummmm, that's a bit of a red flag thing to be told.

MK: Your hair is one of the most voluptuous things I've ever seen, it's hard not to feel like I'm getting smacked in the face with a coconut whenever you're near me.

End

They arrived in Paris and got a taxi to the Eiffel tower. They got out of the cab and Gina grabbed a tip.

"Whoever didn't eat the stew in Morocco has to draw a caricature of their partner" she read "Cool!"

She grabbed a sketchbook and a pencil.

MK posed with rock hands, because that's how fabulous she is.

She finished drawing after, idfk, ten minutes? Yeah, we'll go with that.

The caricature is pretty much just MK but as one of the FNAF robots, because MK seems like someone who'd play FNAF.

She handed it to the judge, who glanced at it and nodded.

Gina grabbed a tip and read it.

"Go down down down, find the cheese so round where your next tip is found"

"Huh?" Geoff and Brody questioned.

"It's the catacombs. Idiots." Gina said, the last part more quietly.

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