MK grabbed a tip.
"Transylvania."
Explanationnnnnn
"Tran-el-an-ya Tra-nel-ayn-na"
Don spat out his fake vampire teeth.
"Transylvania. home of majestic mountains, bold Saxon architecture, and the birthplace of the heebie-jeebies. Teams must travel here, to this castle, to receive their next tip."
Explanation overrrrrr
All the teams were on the same bus, lmao, suck on that ice Dunces!
"What is this strange feeling?" Crimson questioned.
"I fear it may be... happiness!" Ennui said.
"Holy crap, you can pronounce that word?!" MK said, earning a laugh from Gina.
The bus arrived at the station and they got out. They got in line for tickets, and ducked as Stephanie was thrown over their heads. They got on the first flight. Yay them!
~Plane. ZOOM~
The plane touched down in Transylvania, and all the teams got off.
Everyone but the Goths and Sarcasm Professionals were terrified.
Duel confessional
Goths
Crimson: *Monotone.* Okay, Dracula was the first goth ever. He was our king. To be here is... I just... I can't. I'm so...
Ennui: *Equally monotone* Hey, that was close. You almost got color in your face.
*Random wolf howls from somewhere in the distance*
Surfer dudes
Brody: We look around and there's no taxis around, but we look up the road and there's the castle!
Geoff: Oh, so creepy! I got goosebumps!
Brody: Dude, I nearly took a goose dump *Points at his shorts.*
Geoff: *Chuckles* Hilarious bro!
*The two friends chuckle at Brody's horrible joke.*
End
They ran up the hill to where the Don Box was waiting, and Stephanie was celebrating.
"Yes! First ones here!" Stephanie cheered.
MK mimicked a buzzer sound "Nup! Tie." she corrected.
"Whatever! We're still going to beat you!" Stephanie replied.
"I wish you good luck." Gina smirked, doing a lil curtsey.
"How are we even in first anyway? The goths were way ahead of us!" Ryan realized.
~Very good question, and the answer is...~
Ennui held up a painting of Vlad the Impaler.
"Doesn't vlad look striking?" he asked in his usual monotone voice.
"I see the similarities." Crimson complimented, also monotone.
"Stop. You'll make me blush." her boyfriend replied.
~back to the show...~
Stephanie grabbed a tip.
"All in." she read before turning to Ryan and giving him a hug "Awww. I love it when we get to do things together!" she cooed.
Ryan is uncomfortable, but trying not to show it.
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FanfictionHello my guys, gals, and gender neutral pals! If you could look at the cover and read the title for a moment if you please... THAT'S RIGHT! I'M DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING MY OWN FANFICTION AND PUTTING MK AND GINA IN RIDONCULOUS RACE! (quoting the r@pi$...
