Lollipop chainsaw x izuku

The more we do the stranger it gets 

Izuku point of view

So we're off looking for the somewhat evil doctor I guess I mean I don't think he caused this whole zombie apocalypse or he didn't meant to create zombies in the first place but I can't exactly see him as a good guy who is the cause. He's grumpy annoying and obviously only concern about his own safety so he's not a good guy but he's not a bad guy either, but whatever we need him to figure out what the hell is going on.

Cordelia grabbing again : hey handsome, hate to bring you out of your beautiful thoughts, but we got some trouble

Oh right, sorry keep forgetting where is I'll be about lips honestly as strange as it is it's become pretty much the norm for me now. I think it's going to strange when I don't see a zombie the zombies are in the storage area we were just about to get ready to slaughter them when Juliet started waving her hand around trying to Get something away.: go away, you annoying little... Wait, what the hell kind of bug is that?

Millie out of curiosity, I take a look at one of my girlfriend's are talking about and she's right that bug does not look normal. It looks like a wasp but it's colouring is different and it's got very red eyes... Creepy, eyes hit it with my hand and it goes onto the floor unable to fly, but that's when something even stranger happens. The zombies stop moving and they start shaking their heads violently like they're in pain. I look at the bug, then I look at the zombies, then I look at my girlfriends who are equally confused

Juliet: you don't think that...

Cordelia putting the pieces together as well: I don't know, could be a coincidence, but handsome crash bug

I do what she says and a crush the bug and what happens next is both disgusting and amazing zombies head is literally exploded like to add a little bombs in the blood went everywhere, but it just killed all of them in the room and we didn't even have to lift a finger. We just had to bring down a foot

I scrape the bug off my shoe: talk about a splitting headache. If this is what happens every time we crash one of these bugs I think we should remember this.

Cordelia: no arguments there. What do you think these bugs connection is with the zombies I mean not that I don't think it's amazing, but how exactly does crushing a tiny bug cause zombies to have the biggest headache in the history of mankind

I shrug guys, I seriously have no idea: I think that's a question we can ask the doctor once we go get him from the strange man who kidnapped him and didn't notice the talking zombie standing right behind him. Speaking of what exactly are we going to do with her zombie when we find him other than kill him, I mean.

We continue walking forward as we talk slaughtering zombies when we get out of the storage room as we head to where the doctor was last seen on the cameras before they went dark while we're killing zombies, we have a normal conversation like always goes to be honest when we fighting zombies like this, there's really no reason for us to be over protective. I mean we've got each other's backs and it's not like the zombies think they just come at us, or just walk straight into a blender.

Juliet: so, I think we should interrogate perv zombie when we see him, see if the dark with a is really are back or whether or not, he's just been kicked out of rotten while because he how pathetic he is

I could definitely see that being a possibility, we did defeat him like the quickest out of all the dark purveyors, and it wasn't even that hard. The difficult part was getting to him, but I think or the dark revival is actually want is people or zombies that can hold their own, regardless of what happens, so maybe he got kicked out of rotten world or maybe he's just back for revenge maybe it's both still though, having him around, makes things a lot harder

Cordelia shooting two zombies in the head with her dual pistols: I can definitely see that, but let's focus on getting the guy like somewhat cause this whole mess and figure out how to stop it from happening again then will worry about perv zombie

This is, we were making our way through to the next part of the mall. We run into more cultists that are praying satanically, and surprisingly, the zombies are completely ignoring them... Okay, either they smeared themselves in zombie guts over there really is the work of the devil I'm gonna go with put zombie guts in their underpants because they're crazy. They tried to kill us but we kill them just as easily because again these guys are so simple minded they walk slowly, and they don't even react when their friends are getting shot. I don't run they just walk. It's just pathetic give me Juliet and Cordelia what's the time to kill them before they even get close.

After finishing off the last of the cultists in the group: you know these guys really aren't that smart?

Juliet: yeah, I've noticed that with most satanic cults, they just seem to believe that they're immortal because they praise the devil. Honestly, there was one time we were in an abandoned church, and these guys were planning on sacrificing themselves to the devil. They literally set themselves on fire, and they caught out we were at the mercy, and they decided to enact the ritual to bring the devil to earth by sitting themselves, on fire

I pick up one of the coldest blade goes, my weapon broke: I'm guessing, since the devil is not on Earth, the ritual didn't work

Cordelia: yeah, I'll say partly because the ritual that they were doing something someone posted online as a joke... How I think it was from a cartoon, which doesn't even make sense are not want the world to end, just naturally this desperate that they try any ritual whatsoever because honestly, it's ridiculous there's another time where we had to fight another Satanic cult that copied a ritual from a comedy cartoon with a set fire to a Demon that they summoned it didn't work the Demon killed them. Also, we killed a Demon.

Well that's interesting annoying but interesting: so exactly how many times have you guys for against people that want to in the world but actually had no idea how to do it

Juliet: more often than you think, handsome honestly, the majority of cases where we deal with Satanic cult. They generally don't get anywhere with their ritual because they just don't work. I mean seriously Lee, many times we've actually had to deal with a Satanic cult that actually has succeeded in doing what they wanted is like one in 10 and technically we've only come across 20 satanic cults, well, 21, including this one

Alright well I'm not sure that's good news or bad news about how many satanic cults there are all the fact that the majority of them just don't know what they're doing but anyway that's a problem for another day. Let's just go rescue the doctor