They Flirt With You

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Wilson

What a nice day to relax. No task needed to be done, the sun shining, the birds chirping. Not a care in the world. Until a big headed scientist walked into your sights. You don't know what had gotten into him but he was being... Extra

"(Name) do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine!"

You blinked, "You what?"

"Yeah! You know you must be barium and beryllium together because you-"

"Stop-"

Willow

You were currently getting a fire started in the pit when she kind of just wandered up to you and laid this line on you.

"You know that song by The Ink Spots where he sings he doesn't want to set the world on fire but he does want to start a flame in your heart... Yeah well I want to set the world on fire... And start a flame in your heart."

You paused, conflicted on what you should say like.... Jesus girl!

Wolfgang

This man is so nervous approaching you with any type of flirty tone. He knows he's not the best with words. So one night after trying to get words out to you in a sauve manner and failing he just kind of slumped his shoulders in defeat then said

"Wolfgang not know.... Wolfgang just like tiny (Name) but don't know what to say to make (Name) heart pitter patter"

You smiled gently and patted his back, "It's okay... You just made my heart beat faster by being so genuine."

He met eyes with you and smiled back.

Wes

While out chopping down trees around the camp for firewood Wes decided to sneak up behind you and startle you. While he had your attention though he made a heart with his hands and kissed it, placing it over his own heart.

The message going over your head, "What are you doing?"

He slicked his hair back and made fingerguns at you.

...

You pinched his nose playfully.

Wigfrid

You felt a disturbance in the forest... You just couldn't tell what it was...

WHAP!

She had slapped you in a friendly manner on the lower back. That's not to say that it didn't almost make your soul leave your body though.

"Comrad in arms! I must tell you! You are like having the loot from the fullest chest and you shine down upon me like valhalla above!"

".... I- thank you?"

She nods and then runs off.

.... Where is the alcohol in this place?

Maxwell

You were trying to get to sleep inside his tent with him. That's all you wanted. A quiet time to just recover but it seems like Maxwell had to much energy to allow the two of you to do that.

"Hey name if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would erase U and move Z closer so that I could catch them..."

"..."

"... Go to bed William.", You pulled him down next to you.

A/N: Oh yes bitches... After years of quiet, of absolutely nothing... Guess who it is. Now I'm going to be tackling the request list from ages ago, if you have requested something from me a long time ago that I never put up feel free to PM me and I'll add you. I'm not even going to tag most of these old requests because I'm not even certain if these people are still in the fandom at all. Also warning I might be rusty and my knowledge of these characters outdated because I haven't play DS in years but I will do my best... Hope you will like the new chapters I put out

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 07, 2023 ⏰

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