Council of the Cinnamon Rolls

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This is what happens when I have no ideas. Please. Give me more requests. 

Co-written with my friend Goldenbrook, who has no account. 

Quick note: when you request something, can you please give me more than a fandom, ship, and POV? I need some idea of what to do for the plot. Requests are in the info chapter. 

So this is multiple fandoms. Hopefully you know at least some of them. 

Dex Dizznee: let this meeting of the Council of the Cinnamon Rolls commence. 

Xander Hawthorne: I'll call attendance. Dex?

Dex: here. 

Xander: Wylan? 

Wylan Van Eck: here. 

Xander: Frank? 

Frank Zhang: here. 

Xander: Briarlight? 

Briarlight: meow. 

Translator: here. 

Xander: Peter? 

Peter Parker: here. 

Xander: Lucy? 

Lucy Leger: here. 

Xander: Peeta? 

Peeta Mellark: here. 

Xander: Sunny? 

Sunny (WoF):  *dragon noise*

Translator: here. 

Xander: Evangeline? 

Evangeline Fox: here. 

Dex: great! Everyone's here! Who brought the snacks this week? 

Peeta: I did! My family's recipe. 

Dex: wonderful! Now, to business: what did we do to be cinnamon rolls this week? 

Evangeline: *raises hand* 

Dex: Evangeline? 

Evangeline: I hung out with my husband, Apollo, the king of the North

Frank: Apollo? Isn't he a Greek god? And what about Jacks?

Evangeline: who?

Dex: ...well good job! Hanging out with others is a big part of being a cinnamon roll! 

Evangeline: *beams proudly* 

Wylan: *raises hand* 

Dex: Wylan? 

Wylan: when Kaz was talking about how they'll hit where the mark isn't looking, I asked "who's Mark?" 

Dex: wonderful! It's very important that we are the most innocent creatures on this earth. 

Briarlight: meow

Translator: after loosing the use of my legs trying to save an older cat, I gained the reputation as the cheeriest cat in the Clan. I also persuaded the cat known for being the grumpiest in the Clan to play catch with me! We're besties now. 

Dex: great job Briarlight. Cinnamon rolls are friends with everyone. 

Lucy: *raises hand* 

Dex: yes, Lucy? 

Lucy: I comforted America, even though I didn't have to. I could have stayed professional and distant, but we ended up being close friends! 

Dex: nice! Cinnamon rolls always go the extra mile for their friends. I think that's enough of that for the day. 

Everyone: *claps for the cinnamon roll-y acts*

Dex: our next segment is discussing how the main characters act. I'll go first. Sophie constantly leaves me behind. I make over half of her gadgets, and all she uses me for is making new ones. 

Xander: I mean, Avery still talks to me. But most of the time, she's too busy with Jameson and Grayson. 

Dex: love triangles often result in getting left out. 

Frank: you guys get left out?  That's so sad. 

Dex: Frank, you are a main character. 

Frank: right. 

Sunny: *dragon noises* 

Translator: I get left out too, because everyone assumes that I've never had a bad thought in my life. 

Dex: many of us have that problem. Remember: cheering them up is a reward in itself. 

Wylan: I don't even know how I ended up being friends with everyone. I think I just got adopted? 

Dex: that's great! It means you won't get left behind! Now, next segment! Is anyone else seen as too innocent and inexperienced, even thought they can definitely handle whatever is going on? 

Peter: Y E S. Mr. Stark refused to make me an Avenger for so long... and I only became one because I snuck onto a giant flying donut, after he tried to make me go back to Earth. And I definitely have enough experience! I got bitten by a radioactive spider when I was only 16! 

Peeta: I know! Well, I never got bitten by a radioactive spider. But I protected Katniss at EVERY TURN, and for the longest time, she got into this love triangle with her childhood best friend! 

Peter: N O 

Peeta: Y E S 

Everyone: N O 

Peeta: Y E S

Everyone: *le gasp* 

Dex: alright everyone, let's close with The Pledge of the Cinnamon Rolls. 

Everyone: I swear on the Council of the Cinnamon Rolls that I shall support my idiot friends in all they do, even to the detriment of my own self-worth. (Copyright Goldenbrook) 

Dex: thank you cinnamon rolls! We shall meet again next week! 

~meanwhile~ 

Peter: N O 

Peeta: Y E S 

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