No Chocolate - Chara X Frisk

Femcel (40)

"Hey Chara, why is Toriel so terrified of you? She's pale as she saw a ghost."

"What do you mean by she's pale? She's a white goat, of course she'll be pale."

"Yeah I know, but you can like see in her face that she's terrified, and she also knew your name like that weird flower guy."

"I think they mixed me up with one of their dead relatives who had the same name as me. It's so weird, am I right?"

"Have you ever had a boyfriend, Chara?"

"A boyfriend?" I blushed.

"Yes, a boyfriend."

"Not really."

"So are you on the other side of the fence?"

"Why are you asking me those questions?"

"Because I think I should at least get to know you since you know me so perfectly!"

"Geez Frisk, can't you re-"

"Geez Frisk, can't you *gibberish noise*" Frisk was mocking me?

"That's not nice of you! Considering everything I-"

"That's not nice of you! *more gibberish noise*" What is her problem?

"What is your problem?"

"What is YOUR problem? Who are you, and why am I here?"

"I'm Chara, and I'm just your lookalike who happened to push you into the Underground by sheer coincidence!"

"You expect me to believe that?"

"Of course!"

"Well I'm not stupid."

The first Frisk wasn't as difficult as this one!

How did I make such a big mistake in getting myself bullied like this.

"Okay, whatever you say. You don't have to believe me."

"Don't be sad Chara, but you're really weird."

"How?"

"You act weird as fuck. Do you ever leave your house? Boyfriendless femcel."

"Did you just call me a femcel? What even does that mean!"

"Don't you have internet at your house?"

"What makes you think I even have a house."

"Oh that's right, that explains why you smell so bad! Wash your clothes for once."

"That's the only piece of clothing I have! I can't wash it otherwise I'll be left naked."

"Wait. You don't even wash your underwear?"

"Uhm, is that a problem?"

"Holy shit, you're worse than I thought."

"What? What is the problem now!"

"Do you wipe yourself after you pee?"

"I'm not answering that!"

"What do you do when it's that time of the month?"

"Uhm, idk."

"You're so disgusting! Dirty femcel."

"I'm not a femcel!"

"Yes you are! Antisocial, stinky, boyfriendless femcel."

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

"Don't throw me a temper tantrum Chara."

"I'm not throwing a tantrum, you're annoying me on purpose!"

"So what?"

"I'm literally the only reason why you're surviving down here."

"You're literally the only reason why I'm even down here!"

"That's not true because you were planning to jump down here yourself!"

"So what if I was? I wouldn't be alive if I didn't land on your fat ass."

"The fuck did you say about me?"

"THAT'S ENOUGH." Toriel shouted and stopped in the middle of walking.

"Uh. Sorry my children, we'll be home soon, but can you two please calm down? Try to be silent until we get home. I apologize again."

Geez, I never heard Toriel scream this much.

"All your fault." I whispered to Frisk.

"Chara! You know that I can still hear you?" Toriel scolded me.

"Sorry, Mom."

"That's right Chara! Watch your mouth." Frisk said.

"You too Frisk..." Toriel sighed.