jab they met

we have to go village

Girls side

Sari ladkiya garden mai hai

Saisha-aur batao aj ka din kaisa gya.

Hania-are kya batau kisi manhoos ki shakal dekhliya

Faiza-pakka jiya hogi

Rida-yeh jiya kon hai

Tasleem-uhm wo yusra ki dost ,jab yaha ayi thi to pure gud gaad bata diya tha, yahi pichle hafte se hi to hania appi ke office mai kaam kerna start Kiya hai usne.

Hania-badi manhoos bate ker rahi thi man to ker raha tha ki office ke chat se niche dhakka de du.

Zaira-mera bhi kuch khaas nahi gya do papa ki pariya ayi thi mere pas, mai to unka muh todne wali thi but college ke ander thi aur muje apne marks nahi gawane.

Tasleem-idher bhi kuch aisa hi samjhlo social media mai bhi tharki aur chapri log bhare pade hai mera to man ker raha tha phone ke ander ghus ke uska muh nochlu

Rida-sirat appi apke sath to koi bawal nahi hua na

Sirat-uhm kuch nahi bas, ab Jake so jao raat ho gyi hai

Fir yaha se bhi sari ladkiya apne raste nikal jati hai

After 1 week

Sare gher ke sadasya living area mai bhaithe hue hai

Tabhi waha per mr khureshi kisi se baat kerte hue entry maarte hai(call per)

Tasleem-jab bhi yeh phone pe baat kerte hue entry lete hai tab koi na koi bomb phatne wala hota hai

Rida-kaise

Zaira-are appi 3 baar phat chuka hai

Rida-konsa

Faiza- pehla tab phata tha jab pata chala ki inko shimla jana hai aur jab aye to hath tud wa ke laye the
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Zaira-dusri baar pata ki tasleem appi jail mai chakki pis rahi hai

Tasleem-tisri baar siddique family ko bulaya tha fir pata hai na ki kya kya kaand hua

Faiza-ab pata nahi konsa bomb phatega atom ya missile.

Mr khureshi-are ammi aise thodi hi hota abhi sirat ke hadse ko ek mahina bhi nahi hua.........but ammi aise nahi .......haaan malum hai ki shaadi ek saal se fix hai aur tareek bhi pakki ho rakhi hai.......acha thik hai ab ap dhamki na de....chalo rakhta hu khuda Hafiz.

Saisha-kya hua abbu

(Author-badi panchayat hai tujhe

Saisha-tujhko bhi bohot panchayat rehti hai,ja jake kurkure kha.

Author-*thusing kurkure*)

Mr khureshi-are wo do hafte baad  hamari Inayat ki shaadi haina to gao bula rahi hai ammi...

Rida,Faiza,tasleem,zaira be like-bomb phatne wala hai

Mrs khureshi-ju to apne kya socha?

Mr  khureshi-mai soch raha hu ki chalte hai Monday ko nikalte hai aur thoda mood bhi fresh ho jayega

Mrs khureshi-aur apki bachpan ki yaade bhi taazi ho jayegi

Mr khureshi-are Haan mai aur Shahid(mr siddique) ka pura bachpan sath guzra hai chalo mere khyaal se chalna behter rahe ga

Saisha-ji abbu hum tayyari kerna shuru kerte hai

Mrs-haan shaam ko bazaar chalte hai tum logo ko bhi Jana hai

Zaira,Rida,hania-YES!!!

Saisha-per kya zarurat hai sirat ki shaadi mai humne Jo kapda pehna tha wahi wapis pehenlenge

Mr khureshi-nahi bilkul sirat ke shaadi mai jitne bhi zewer aur kapde kharide the sare ke sare anaath ashram mai daan kerdo sirat ki is shaadi ki koi chiz is gher mai nahi rahegi

Saisha-sorry abbu

Mr khureshi-koi baat nahi

Other side

Yaha ladko ke gher mai bhi sare ladke living room mai hi bhaithe hue hai

Rashid ko laga ki unhe kuch sochna chahiye to wo badi gehri soch mai hai,huzaif apne laptop per khitpit ker rahe hai saad apne wahiyaad jokes Yasir ko suna Raha hai,Yasir shaanti se sun raha hai but man hi man unka man ker raha hai ki wo apna ser huzaif laptop pe de maare,aur Junaid tahir aur Zain pubg khel rahe hai

Tabhi waha per mr siddique ate hai

Mr siddique-boys

Saad-ab konsa pahad tutne wala hai

Rashid-matlab

Zain-matlab jab bhi yeh boys bolte hai koi bawaal hone wala hota hai

Tahir-jaise jab pehli baar boys bola tha to Zain paida hua tha

Zain be like-😑

Junaid-jab dusri baar bola to tahir jail ke andar chakki pissing pissing and pissing.

Zain-jab tisri baar bola to pata chala ki chudail ke gher Jana hai

Rashid-chudail kon

Zain-are saisha appi ki sabse choti wali behen

Tahir-naam lele

Zain-are muje uska naam lek apni zabaan Kali nahi kerni.

Huzaif-abbu ap kuch keh rahe the

Mr siddique-maine socha hai ki apne do kohe Noor jaise ladko ko room dedu uk privacy

Tahir,zain-🤓🤓sacchi??

Mr siddique-haan Bhai but thoda gher mai kaam jhaam rahega to mai soch raha hu ki hum log mere gao chalte hai mera yaha per ek dost hai wo majduro per nazar rakhega

Mrs siddique-to kab Jana hai

Mr siddique-haan to Monday ko niklenge aur tum ek kaam karo thode bahot sajne sawarne ke bhi kapde rakhlena

Mrs siddique-ji mai ladko ko bazaar le jati hu kuch kaam hai

Mr siddique-haan

Time skip

Evening

To dono family bazaar pohoch chuke except Rashid Rida aur unke pita ji

Faiza-ammi mai gol gappe khane jau bohot dil ker raha hai

Mrs khureshi-thik hai per kisi ko sath leja

Faiza-thik hai sirat appi chalo (ghasiting sirat)

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Ek aur chapter pesh kerti hu mai

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