jab they met

samne wala Ghar

To yaha bhi siddique family apne gher pohoch chuki hai but unka gher lock hai to wo log gher khol rahe hai

Tahir(gher dekhte hue)-abbu yeh gher kitna bada hai😯

Junaid-aur purana bhi😯

Mr siddique-haan aur old is gold mere per dada ke dada ka gher hai yeh

Zain-waise abbu kitne dino se yeh gher band hai

Mrs siddique -beta din nahi saal

Junaid-saal matlab last time kab khula tha

Mr khureshi-are yahi kuch Yasir ki paidaish

Zain-bhai to 30 saal ke hai 😨

Mrs khureshi -haan to 29 saal se band hai sab sahi karna padega are o ji darwaza khula ki nahi

Mr khureshi-are kaha khul raha hai zang lag gyi hai

Tahir-ek min

Ek ladki ke pass jata hai

Tahir-behenji apki pin milegi

Behenji-oye behenji kisko bola be

Tahir-o sorry sorry aunty ji pin milegi

Behenji-tujko mai aunty kaha se lag rahi hu aur kya chahiye tujhe

Tahir-pin chahiye baal mai hai dedo

Behenji-nahi mere pas nahi pata nahi kaha se a jate hai

Tahir-mai to Lucknow se hu

Behenji-hat bey luccha hmph
(Gone from there ..)

Tahir apna muh kala karaje wapis a jata hai

Huzaif -kaha gya tha

Saad-iski Sadi Hui si shakal dekh ker to Aisa lagta hai ki naali mai muh maar ke aya hai

Tahir-are wo mai lock kholne ke liye pin lene gya tha movies mai dekha hai ki pin se tala khul jata hai

Junaid-o bhai movies sirf hum jaise logo ka kaatti hai.

Rashid-waise abbu yeh kiska gher hamare thik samne

Sab log apne gher ke saamne Wale saje dhaje ghar ko dekhti hai

Mr siddique-are mere laal *gale lagating*mai to tum logo ko batana hi bhul ki ki bachpan mai mera aur Zafar(mr khureshi) ka gher amne samne hi tha to yeh wahi gher hai

Huzaif -but khula kyu hai khureshi uncle to Lucknow mai hai

Mr siddique-haan but ammi rehti hogi na uski , mai chabi wale ko phone kerta hu phir Zafar ke gher pe wait ker lenge

Zain-but abbu apne hi to bachpan mai sikhaya tha ki aise bin bulaye mehmaan ke gher kabhi nahi jana chahiye.

Mr siddique-haan but yeh bhi to mere gher jaisa hi hai

Meanwhile

Abhi chat per

Saisha aur hania apni ammi ke sath chat se nazare dekh rahe hai

Saisha-ammi yeh samne wala gher kiska hai

Mrs khureshi -yeh to mr siddique ka hai pichle 29 saal se band padha hai.

Hania-matlab abbu to apne dost ke gher hi rehte honge bas cross hi to kerna hai

Mr khureshi- Haan dono apni jawani har shaam ko patang baazi kerte tha chalo ab niche chalo magrib ka samay hone wala

Both-ji

Fir dono niche chale jate hai to chalo bakiyon ke bhi nazare dekhlo

Sirat apne sare samaan apne kamre mai set ker rahi hai