Random story ideas with almost no plot & writing help

Best pet names obvs 🙄

-My zesty little e.coli popsicle
-My sparkling little bread alien
-My wonderful lunchbox table
-Corn bb
-My apple foot
-My lovely decaying squirrel carcass
-My beautiful carrot
-Honey honey (how he thrills me, uh huh...)
-sweet Caroline
-Jake from state farm
-son (idk why you would use this one actually)