Random story ideas with almost no plot & writing help

Dialogue for the sarcastic hot and insane villain 🫦🔥😈

E: extra
V: villain
H: hero

H: I won't kill you until you beg for mercy.
V: if you have a kink le something just say that.

H: are we doing good cop or bad cop for this?
V: I'm not really into roleplaying, sorry.

V: is this building high enough to to kill someone?
E: why do you ask?
V: just hypothetical...

V: do those pretty lips ever stop talking?

V: your this 🤏 close to getting on my nerves, and the human body has like a billion of them.

E: were you watching me change???
V: why would I? You have small boobs anyway.

E: are you crazy????
V: ..yeah? Was that not obvious from the maniacal laughing?

V: any last words?
E: please! I-i never d-did an-anyth-
V: Jesus! Never mind!

E: I think he's dead.
V: yah think?

E: I think you've shot him enough.
V: really? I don't know, man, I think his head could use a few more bullets.