Remus: I have returned. Is everyone still alive and relatively uninjured?
Lupin: Yep!
Remus: And no one broke anything?
Charlie: Rems for the love of God we're FINE.
Remus: Alright, calm down there. I have a quick announcement. We will start reacting to the fanon ships as of now, starting with the one that George nearly spoiled, and then my top three favourite ships afterwards.
Hermione: Finally, I was getting so bored with the canon ones!
Remus: Agreed. Most of the canon ships suck in my opinion, so I decided to just get straight to the goods.
Ginny: So what ship is it this time?
Remus: This next ship, according to the author, should've been cano-
Charlie: REMUS FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT THE SHIP IS!
Remus: ...It's Harry x Hermione, also known as Harmione or Harmony.
Ron: I... um...
Hermione & Harry: No...
Ginny: I could definitely see this happening though...
Draco: Absolutely not!
Remus: I wonder why...
George: This is much better then what happened in the canon.
Fred: But in this universe it is a big no-no.
Sirius: Eh, still better than the feisty redhead...
Lupin: *trying to not start laughing at Sirius' comment* I see them as siblings, but I wouldn't complain if this happened.
Luna: *looks up from her copy of the Quibbler* Sorry, what ship is this?
Charlie: It's Harry x Hermione.
Luna: Yes. I approve. *goes back to reading*
Charlie: Alright then. Ratings?
Draco: 0/10
Golden Trio: 5/10
Fred & George: 7/10
Ginny: 9/10
Sirius & Lupin: 8/10
Luna: 10/10
Remus: I... did not expect this reaction, to be honest. Now, get ready y'all, these next three ships are going to be veryyyyy interestinggggg....
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Sorry for the wait! School's started up, so I haven't had much time to write. But, I have some great ideas for the next three chapters, and I have the outline + the prologue for an upcoming Hedric fic nearly finished (might throw in some Severitus as well), so don't worry, the good stuff is coming.
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Harry Potter Characters React to Ships (on indefinite hiatus)
FanfictionSo I recently came back to the Harry Potter fandom and I thought I may as well write this. I do not own Harry Potter, all credits go to J.K. Rowling. I only own Remus (NOT LUPIN). Charlie is based off of my best friend (he gave me permission to do t...
