yep so that's my life at the moment. we bought a watermelon and i carried it into the house and i like Dirty Dancing a lot so of course after i did this i said "i carried a watermelon". ;P i'm really weird, but you're here reading my story! 🥳🥳 so that must mean you:
a. like me (not like that)
b. need a laugh
c. are extremely chaotic yourself
or d. all of the above
in other news, while we were at the grocery store watermelon sugar came on and i started dancing. my sister looked at me like i was suddenly speaking fluent japanese. i'm also working on getting a story i have in my notepad onto here i've been in that since last night. now i have y'all waiting huh? 😉 i'm going to be watching Nightmare On Elm Street tonight so that should be fun. i've never actually SEEN any horror movies.. but i've seen murder documentaries so it shouldn't be too bad, right? anyway i should be done with the story soon. my sister and best friend have seen it and they really liked it so fingers crossed.
the edge of my bed is pressing into my hip. it doesn't hurt though. that was really random but that's basically my entire personality.
sometimes i wonder how my family would react if they ever found out that i read and write fanfiction about two gay men falling on love with each other and/or fucking. probably badly considering the last time i told them i use wattpad they made me stop but i still didn't. 😊
have a great day you crazy amazing fuckers 🤪
YOU ARE READING
what the motherfucking fuck am i doing right now in my crazy ass life?
Randomhello so this is my ADHD ass coming at ya with some ✨life updates✨ on cRaCk. in summary: my humor is ✨broken✨
