what the motherfucking fuck am i doing right now in my crazy ass life?

stuff i didn't know til i became a directioner

oh gods... looking back i was so stupid

i didn't know (at all):

-one direction is british

-one direction is british/irish

-one direction got together in 2010

-one direction went on an EXTENDED HIATUS in 2016

-wmyb is by one direction

-story of my life is by one direction

-there are 5 members of one direction

-one of the members left in 2015

-larry is real

-harry styles is part of one direction

-niall horan is part of one direction

-harry styles is british

-niall horan is irish

-niall is pronounced nile not neil

-this town is by niall

-i don't wanna live forever is by zayn

-all 5 members 

-slow hands is by niall

-slow hands is actually called slow hands and not what i thought it was called (i don't wanna talk about it)

-more than two harry styles songs

-they're all different ages

-they have five albums

-they wrote their own songs 

what i thought when i was a directionator:

-harry is the oldest

-wdym he's the baby

-they're all british

-wait neil is irish

-niall is pronounced neil

-oh no it's not

-they're still together

-oh apparently they're not

-there are only four members

-oh apparently there are five

-zayn left in 2013; he didn't do soml with them

-i guess he didn't, OH YEAHHHHH he does the bridge in soml

-apparently he left in 2014; he didn't do four with them

-oh apparently he did; he still left in 2014 tho

-no he didn't; he left in 2015

-liam is naturally blonde (no he's not wtf why did i think he was blonde)

-nope he's a brunette

-niall is naturally blonde

-he's a brunette too

-they won the x factor

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T THEY SHOULD HAVE

-larry colors are green and yellow (bitch wtf that's zarry-their friendship is lovely)

-wait what okay it's blue and green

-they went on x factor as a band

-tf do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH AS SOLOS THEY DID GREAT (well...) wait if they got through as solos then we wouldn't have 1D

seriously wtf girl you were CLUELESS