/75/ Oh, is that so?

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"Why is faking his death the first option you go for?" Magra was the one who asked, sounding genuinely curious rather than horrified like Dogra and Dadan was.

"Oh, it wasn't," Runa denied it, "My first plan was to murder Sabo's dad."

"Which we will not be doing," Sabo scowled at her.

"Faking his death shouldn't be a plan either!" Dadan screeched at them. "Why can't you find out another plan first?"

"Like what?" Ace challenged.

"Like sailing to another island to lay low for a while before coming back," Dogra suggested.

The four kids looked affronted now. 

"We can't set sail yet!" Luffy protested, "We're not seventeen yet!"

"I'm not setting sail before I figure out how to navigate the Grandline, that shitty geezer isn't teaching me anything!" Runa threw a fit. 

Sabo nodded, "Besides, no one would take us seriously if we set sail now."

"Nobody would accept a bunch of kids as pirates," Ace crossed his arms, not noticing the way the bandits paled, "We got to do it when we're seventeen!"

"Oh," Garp the Fist sounded out with a dark look on his face, "Is that so?"

As the four kids turned around rigidly, they were greeted by the Marine Hero who stood there in beach wear, arms crossed and eyes glaring down at everyone in the room.

"Shit." 

Runa was the only one composed enough to swear. 

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