Helluva Boss: Violet Magne

Spring Broken

Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

"I love this song!" Blitzo says and begins to poorly sing along with the music on the radio.

♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie and Ezra cover their ears in the back, Violet is listening to her music on her phone, while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

"Oh, shit! Fu-" Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate,

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?! Violet hand me the megaphone!" Blitzo yelled

Violet hands him the megaphone and yells into it, "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitzo said

"Did you just say 'Verosika'?" Violet growled as she poked her head out of the window.

"Blitz-o." Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up, "...three Rings DOWN!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Verosika said

"Oh, yeah?" Blitzo said

"I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Violet said, getting out of the van

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically,"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." She takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb, "So, your sister says "Hi"."

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika, "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

"No way..." Loona said, looking out from the van

"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Verosika said

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Violet said

"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o and Vi-Vi? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitzo/Violet/Verosika said

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo said

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.