Ozzie's

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{A/N: Skipping to 'Ozzie's since I imagine Violet going with Millie & Loona in 'Truth Seekers', and they don't have a lot of screen time}


Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo and Violet walk into the office.

"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzo said

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth, "I'm still so jazzed up!" She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

"Well you better stay jazzed," Moxxie grinned as he pointed finger guns, "Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitzo smiled, "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Moxxie stepped from the tree, "Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight, "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while." Moxxie smiled.

"Moxxie!" Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes. "Ugh, can you two not?"

"I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?" Moxxie said

"No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." Blitzo said

"Uh, no. The reservation is for us." Moxxie said

"Uh huh!" Blitzo said

"Just us." Moxxie said

"Mhm!" Blitzo said

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there." Moxxie said

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all." Blitzo hugs them tightly, "See you lovebugs later!"

He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.

"Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off." Millie said

"Happy anniversary guys, let me know how it ends." Violet said and she walks out of the door

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound.

.....

"Elevator 666 departing for Lust in 5 minutes." The guy on the intercom said

Moxxie fixes his bowtie as Millie walks over to him, the two wearing formal attire. They both walk off to the elevator together as Ezra and Blitzø peer from behind a pillar.

"Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it." Loona's voicemail said

"Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight." Blitzo said

Blitzo ends the voicemail and smirks.

"Why do I have to be here?" Ezra asked

"Because I spotted your mother wearing a very expensive dress, so we are going to spy on her to see who she's meeting up with." Blitzo explained

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