HS AU
Furno: How about we go back-
Surge: Mama did not raise a fucking bitch, we're doing this.
Furno: Nah nah nah, mama raised a bitch, I ain't participating in this competition.
Surge: Mama didn't raise nobody actually, she's dead.
Furno: Oh-
Surge: *wheezes through the pain*
*****
Cat AU
Rocka: *hisses*
Furno: Hey, relax. I'm not gonna pap you through the cage gap, geez. I was just going to walk on by.
Furno walked past him, with Rocka eyeing him.
Furno: *leaps and tackles him* DIE FLUFF FACE!
*****
Purge: Has anyone seen my glasses? I can't see shit-
Purge: *almost trips over Samara but avoids her in the last second* Oop, sorry there, teacup.
*****
Renata: What's it like to be in a healthy relationship?
Zib: It's nice. We look after each other. Why do you ask?
Renata:
Zib:
Renata: Uh-
Zib: *grabs a pan* Who broke your heart?
Renata: I didn't let anyone break my heart! I played him at his own game!
*****
Stormer: I'm gonna get a snack.
Breez: Mine just walked out of the room.
Stormer: *pauses and pokes his head back in* GURL.
*****
Pre ✨drama✨
Ness: Be as loud as you want, it doesn't matter if the neighbours hear us.
Stormer: *sits there for a moment, before sinking into himself and covered his face with a book*
Stormer: Fuck you...
Ness: *smugly* Love you too.
*****
Someone: *flirting with WD*
WD: *repeatedly tried to ignore them and said "no"*
Serena: ... Purge.
Purge: *pulls pan out of pocket dimension* Here you go.
Serena: *takes it* Thank you-
WD: All of you, STOP!
*****
Zib: *wearing a new dress, does a little twirl* Hey, I like how this one looks.
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Hero Factory incorrect quotes official book
HumorNew book, new start. I shall suffer upon giving up my main book