HS AU

Furno: How about we go back-

Surge: Mama did not raise a fucking bitch, we're doing this.

Furno: Nah nah nah, mama raised a bitch, I ain't participating in this competition.

Surge: Mama didn't raise nobody actually, she's dead.

Furno: Oh-

Surge: *wheezes through the pain*

*****

Cat AU

Rocka: *hisses*

Furno: Hey, relax. I'm not gonna pap you through the cage gap, geez. I was just going to walk on by.

Furno walked past him, with Rocka eyeing him.

Furno: *leaps and tackles him* DIE FLUFF FACE!

*****

Purge: Has anyone seen my glasses? I can't see shit-

Purge: *almost trips over Samara but avoids her in the last second* Oop, sorry there, teacup.

*****

Renata: What's it like to be in a healthy relationship?

Zib: It's nice. We look after each other. Why do you ask?

Renata:

Zib:

Renata: Uh-

Zib: *grabs a pan* Who broke your heart?

Renata: I didn't let anyone break my heart! I played him at his own game!

*****

Stormer: I'm gonna get a snack.

Breez: Mine just walked out of the room.

Stormer: *pauses and pokes his head back in* GURL.

*****

Pre ✨drama✨

Ness: Be as loud as you want, it doesn't matter if the neighbours hear us.

Stormer: *sits there for a moment, before sinking into himself and covered his face with a book*

Stormer: Fuck you...

Ness: *smugly* Love you too.

*****

Someone: *flirting with WD*

WD: *repeatedly tried to ignore them and said "no"*

Serena: ... Purge.

Purge: *pulls pan out of pocket dimension* Here you go.

Serena: *takes it* Thank you-

WD: All of you, STOP!

*****

Zib: *wearing a new dress, does a little twirl* Hey, I like how this one looks.

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