Hero Factory incorrect quotes official book

#12

Stormer: Yeah I got a cloud in my backpack and a lizard on my head, ain't nothing special.

Cloud and lizard in question: Zita and smol Malin

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Stormer: *while snowboarding* Someone's dog is tumbling down the hill.

Stormer: Wait.

Stormer: THAT'S MY DOG. AND MY DRAGON.

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Furno: *resting in the snow while talking to Quadal*

Zib: *speeds past* I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!

Bulk: *zooms past* MOM!

Furno: *cackling*

Quadal: *sighs*

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Pirate AU
Out in the rough seas

Stormer: *trying to control the ship during a storm*

Stormer: Oh shit- *gets KO'd by a fish that flew out of the sea*

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Nadia: I'm not violent, I don't go around knocking people out even when I'm pissed.

Also Nadia: *knocks a villain out with a Mike Tyson level hit to the head*

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Zib: I think our security camera is broken.

Bot: Why do you think that?

Zib: *points at the screen* The few people here are walking either upside down, on their side or are completely glitched out.

Bot:

Fortis: How the fuck-

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Surge: That's the rong restaurant.

Zib: Google Maps says this is the right place-

Surge: *points at the restaurant's name* That's the Rong Restaurant

The restaurant: Rong Restaurant

Zib: *deadpans*

Surge: *wheezes*

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CH: I heard a crash then a thud and I know exactly who the cause is.

CH: *opens the towel basket* Why you in here, huh?

Moon and Pearl: Meow.

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Stormer: Now that Malin is healthy again, I have noticed that she has the personality of an orange kitten.

Rocka: All young dragons have the personalities of orange cats.

Stormer: *carrying a small Malin under his arm, wrapped in a towel because she tried to steal food again* Wonderful-

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The team: *split up, climbing up a mountain*

Evo: *falls down* OH GREAT HEAVENS