Chapa: My crush isn't picking up on my hints.
Bose: What hints have you given them?
Chapa: Well, I think about them a lot.
Chapa: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
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Chapa: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Bose: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Chapa: That one. I want that one.
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Chapa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Bose: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Chapa: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Bose: Is it working?
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Bose: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Chapa: Bose, that's gay.
Bose: We've been dating for 2 years-
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Bose: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Chapa: Peonies, why?
Bose:
Chapa: Were you going to get me flowers?
Bose:
Chapa:
Bose: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Bose: This date is boring!
Chapa: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Bose: Then why did you invite me?
Chapa: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chapa I'll do whatever I want!
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FanfictionOkay maybe some will end up being like a 2 or 3 part but am not sure yet- ill do my best to update as much as i can! English is NOT my first language, please dont mind spelling mistakes. i will make sure u can understand my sentecnes- hope u enjoy :...
