All things 'ZODIAC'

🖕SICK BURNS/COMEBACKS!

SICK BURNS OF EACH ZODIAC:
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ARI: You're the reason God created the middle finger.

PIE: Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

LEO: You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

CAN:  I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.

SAG: I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.

GEM: Someday you'll go far. I hope you stay there.

TAUR: Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

LIB: The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

CAP:  You should really come with a warning label.

AQU: I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce.

SCO: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

VIR: It's kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

ARI-CAN-GEM-SCO : You look like something that came out of a slow cooker.

TAUR-PIE-VIR-CAP :I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.

AQU-SAG-LEO-LIB: Feed your own ego bitch! I'm busy.

BEST COMEBACKS OF EACH ZODIAC:

PIE: I'll never forget the first time we met. But I'll keep trying.

CAN :You're a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

LEO: I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

SAG: You are so full of shit, the toilet's jealous.

GEM: I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

VIR: Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.

LIB:  I've been called worse by better.

PIE: Don't you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?

CAP: Too bad you can't Photoshop your ugly personality.

AQU: Do your parents even realize they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?

ARI:  Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you're an idiot.

TAUR: Please just tell me you don't plan to home-school your kids.

AQU-VIR-LIB-PIE: You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.

ARI-CAN-SCO-TAUR: You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.

SAG-SCO-LEO-CAP: If you're going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.

FUNNY COMEBACKS OF EACH ZODIAC: (Appearance/intelligence)

SCO: You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

LEO: Your face makes onions cry.

GEM: Don't worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

SAG: Where'd you get your clothes, girl, American Apparently Not?

AQU: If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

LIB: You're not stupid! You just have bad luck when you're thinking.

CAP : Isn't there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?