Tallahassee Imagines/Oneshots

Pranking Tallahassee

D/n = Daughter name
S/n = Son name

"Shhh" S/n says

"No you shhh" D/n says

"What are you two doing?" I chuckle and put my hands on my hips

The two turn and look up at me.

"Shhh" They both say with a finger over their mouths

"Oh, sorry. What are you two doing?" I ask again in a whisper

"We're trying to prank Daddy" S/n says

D/n peeks around the corner and quickly turns to us very excitedly.

"He's coming!" She yell whispers

"Positions!" S/n yell whispers

They both pick up 2 scary masks that we found in a Halloween store; and put them on.

I chuckle then lean on the wall with my arms crossed to watch.

"Hey, what's going-" Wichita starts

"Shhhh!" Both kids say

"Oh?" She furrows her eyebrows

I laugh so she looks at me and laughs too.

"They're trying to scare Tal" I say

"Ah" she nods and watches

We all hear Tallahassee whistling then he walks around the corner.

The kids jump out with their hands out like they have claws and they growl.

"Oh shi-!"

Tal jumps and unfortunately he was holding a vase with flowers in it.

It falls out of his hands and smashes on the floor. He stares down at it and everything falls silent.

"Those were for your mother..." He pouts and his shoulders slump

"Aww" I smile sadly at him

Wichita quickly leans over and whispers an idea in my ear.

"That's mean!" I yell whisper

"C'mon, you're gonna be stuck with him for the rest of your lives, have a little fun!" She yell whispers back

I sigh then look at Tallahassee who is now crouched and picking up the big glass pieces.

Then I look at the kids who have taken off their masks and are giggling to each other.

"Fine.." I say

Wichita smirks then quickly but quietly rushes over to the kids.

She crouches down and whispers the plan to them and they nod and smile.

The kids and I quickly rush outside and we all start making 3 piles of dirt then add some nearby dead flowers on each of them.

S/n drags his finger through the dirt and writes our names above each pile.

"Isn't this a little mean? Or like..a lot mean?" S/n asks with a smile

"Yet your smiling" I chuckle

"Well, just cause I like pranking people" She says

"Me too" S/n smiles

"He'll get over it. It just means after the prank he's gonna smother us in kisses and hugs" I smile

"Oh no" Both kids groan

I chuckle then we all rush back inside quietly and hide in a closet; only leaving it open a crack.