~in stories people usually like to say
"It's too painful to talk about" for dramatic effect.
Percy: Hey, why didn't you eat the cookies I gave you?
Chiron: It's too painful to talk about...
Percy: Oh, okay. I guess I'll eat them then. *eats cookies*
Chiron: Well, don't you wanna know why it is painful?
Percy: Not really...
Chiron: Why not?
Percy: Because I got to eat your cookies...you may continue in your pain...
Good idea...
~Hazel doesn't know what any of the abbreviations mean so she abbreviates everything to try to fit in.
**********TEXT MESSAGE**********
Hazel: Other person:
Hey
Hi, wyd?
wyd???
Omg Hazel!
Omg?
You don't know what omg means!
Yeah, what does omg mean?
-/. -
-/. - ??????
*************NEXT DAY*************
Hazel: HWYD?! HIG?! ITYHIAMT! WAYLAMTW? IISIS?
(Translation: HI, WHAT YOU DOING?! HOW'S IT GOING?! I THINK YOUR HAIR IS A MESS TODAY! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY? IS IT SOMETHING I SAID?)
Percy: o_O
~Demigods going to CHB:
Demigod: I'm going to Camp Half-Blood and might die so...
Parent: Okay, have fun. See you later.
~The demigod knows that they are a demigod BEFORE they are told...like...
Demigod: *walks into chb* hey Percy, you're my brother
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN CLAIMED!
~Two most common reactions:
1:
Person: You're a demigod.
Demigod: OMGZ! YASSSSSS!!!! THAT MEANS NICO IS REAL!!!! HE IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!! ASHENDLFDMSBVLJWmanskxnqba
Or maybe...
2:
Person: You're a demigod.
Demigod: I know, I was just waiting for you to say that...
~The characters are literally PERFECT!
Like, they have perfect hair, curves, family, and life!
#Nicosaysno
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There is a really short chappie. Sorry bout that, but summer is cleaning at my house...
Chow skittles!
~teamleo13
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