How to seduce a psychotic doctor [Heavy x Medic]

"MEDIC!"

Heavy had found himself mesmerised by the only medical professional in the RED base, his black hair with the grey hair by his ears, his blue eyes, his German accent, his skinny yet muscular physique..Doctor Ludwig was perfect. Medic had seemed to take notice of Heavy's love for him, he didn't mind at all, no not at all, he even enjoyed it as he loved Heavy more than Heavy loved Sandviches. So good news for both of them, bad news;

They're both too shy to actually confess even if the other person was as clear as an empty glass bottle in the middle of a Floridian summer that they were in love with them.

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Today was just like any other day, RED vs BLU, but BLU was winning and Medic was nowhere to been seen, Soldier had rushed in to force Medic to join the battle, so the RED team was down two mercenaries for now. Medic not being on the battlefield concerned Heavy a lot more than any other mercenary. Heavy was looking towards the respawn room, Sniper noticed this and went to ask Heavy what was going on

"You okay there mayte? You seem sad about something.." the Australian asked looking up at the big, Russian man
"Нет.. Heavy is concerned for doktor.. he is usually out on the battlefield by now.." Heavy said, still looking at the door leading to the respawn room.
"Understandable, we can't real'y survive without that bloody nurse." Sniper said looking in the same direction as Heavy.

Soldier didn't have time to knock on the door into the Medical Lab so he just kicked it down, the American man looked around the lab and spotted Medic's back facing him. Medic was sitting, lunched over the counter, testing what implanting brain tumours into a heart would do, Medic wasn't wearing his lab coat and it was hanging on a wall not too far from the entrance/exit of the lab.

"WHY AREN'T YOU OUT ON THE BATTLEFIELD MAGGOT?! WE NEED YOU OUT THERE FRITZ!" Soldier yelled at Medic. Medic turned around, holding the heart he was implanting the brain tumour into.
"Hehe.." Medic answered, or whatever you could call it
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEHE?! YOU NEED TO BE OUT THERE!" Soldier stormed over to the surgical table as Medic was behind it (good strategy if you ask me), Medic turned around completely and looked at Soldier with the sternest face possible.
"Nein. All jou do out zere is mistake me for a defenceless little innocent easy kill, so I've decided to let jou see vhat vill happen if jou don't have me on jour team." Medic said clearly annoyed at the fact that what he said was true.

Soldier got a little shocked at what Medic said and began begging Medic to get out on the battlefield and help them, after about 10 minutes of Soldier begging (and Medic saying no, facepalming, etc.) Medic finally gave up and then asked Soldier
"Is Heavy out zhere vith jou..?"
"YES OF COURSE THAT COMMIE IS OUT THERE WITH US!" Soldier answered as fast as possible
"Alright zen. Fine." Medic said a he began standing up to walk over to his lab coat and Medigun.
"YAY! ALRIGHT SEE YOU SOON MEDICAL MAGGOT!" Soldier yelled and then rushed out the door, not even checking if Medic was following (lol).
"Eines Tages werde ich euch alle töten, merkt euch meine Worte..!" Medic mumbled to himself in German.
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Heavy had been shot by sniper in the shoulder and had fallen onto the (last) control point, the BLU team was slowly moving towards the control point and Heavy used the last of his power to yell

"MEDIC!"

Heavy heard a loud thump in front of him, he looked up and saw the back of what looked like Medic. Medigun in hand.

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(AN: I know this is short and I'll probably add Soldier actually begging Medic to join them in battle later but not right now. Have a good day/night! :3)