Boy: *Home alone* *sees shadows (which are ghost) and calls 9-1-1*
Operator: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Boy: *scared* There's someone in my house...
Operator: Are you currently home?
Boy: Yes...
Operator: That someone is you. Good day. *hangs up*
Boy: *gets possessed by ghost* Bet you wished the ghostbusters were here...
