Jokes: 1) 9 years ago a boy asked the girl of his dreams on a date, today be finally asked her to marry him. She said "no you f*cking creep" both times.
2) Little Girl: Dear Santa, i do hope to have a little sister..
Santa: You want a sister?, send me your mother.
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