*Me, Mom, and Brother on bus*
*big wasp flies in*
Lady: Don't swing at it! You're gonna piss it off!
Man: I knew this woman who got sung by a wasp and she died right away. *ten minutes later* There was a spider who crawled up a lady's back and (I'm to grossed out to remember) *3 minutes later* There was this lady who had a roach infestation and she licked a envelope to seal it, and the part she licked had eggs on it and she cut her tongue and all the eggs hatched and...
Me: *in head* GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY BUS PLEASE!! (Read picture)
