regulus: why does sirius keep calling you "my dear"

james: what? oh...well sirius and i-

regulus: you're not in love, james

james: regulus, there's something i need to tell you

regulus: if this is some stupid game you two are playing i'm not falling for it-

james: *turns into prongs*

regulus: oh...deer

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