james: you think about shagging all the time dont you?
regulus: ugh shagging. trust the british to come up with the least sexy word for it
james: what's wrong with shagging?
regulus: sounds like something you do to a carpet
james: yeah what do the french call it?
regulus: *smirking* faire l'amour
james: *swoons*
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Marauders Headcanons and Scenarios
Fanfictionwhat it says in the title, except most of them are marauders era.
