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*sirius and james sitting in their dorm*

sirius:

james:

sirius: you know i'm better looking than my brother.

james:

sirius: im nicer than him too.

james: please, not this again.

sirius: you should want to fuck me instead.

james: well, i don't. i like reg.

sirius: are you saying i'm not pretty?

james: i'm not engaging. i am disengaging.

*sirius scoffs*

remus: i think you're pretty, sirius.

sirius: well at least SOMEONE has TASTE!

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