regulus: i'm so happy, i could kiss you!

james: um...neat.

*later*

james, lying face down on his bed: i said "neat", moony. who the fuck says neat these days? it's not neat to say neat but i said it anyways because i'm fucking stupid.

remus, reading a book: don't beat yourself up too much, james. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what i did when sirius confessed his love for me?

james: didn't you thank him?

remus: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* i fucking thanked him.

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