An old woman is upset at her husband's funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We'll take care of it, ma'am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
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An old woman is upset at her husband's funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We'll take care of it, ma'am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"