Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things
during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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