𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧 Pigeon-𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭

☆no more pigeonle worries vecause pigeonles suck😝😝😝☆

kaiya bbg pov
I was being preppy and laughing about when lilly pushed a wardrobe on my leg until I heard a knock on my door. I went downstairs and saw Jonny casch.

"hey jonny" I said.

"hi kaiya" jonny said in his normal high pitched voice.

"I think lilly should break up qith penis- pigeon" jonny straight up said.

"real😝" kaiya said slayishly.

"ATEEE" jonny wonny woo said asstetically.

"let's set them up🥰" jonny said.

"yessss😛 ill get lilly with you🥰" I said since I ate.

"yummy" jonny said in his normal high pitched voice. with that jonny left my door and I ringed holly🥰🥰🥰

kaiya
holy😝 cunt answer😝😝😝

Holly
fuck off bitch😘

no

anyways what do u want🥰🥰

we are setting jonny uo to got with lilly Billy willy silly penn nd get rid of pigeon

ohh yummy
very good idea but how🥰🥰

idk bitch u should know☺️☺️

oh em gee🤗
so we get oh my jonny to kiss lilly and then lilly will fall in love with jonny and cheat on penis- pigeon and then we get rid of pigeon somehow😱😱🥺🥺🤯🤯🥳🥳😜😜😝😝😘😘😛😛🥰🥰

Great idea xx

I'm such a smart cunt ennit xx

yes xx

real

stop saying real🥰🥰🥰

Guess what

what🥰🥰

nein nein nein ne nein nein ne nein

bitch xx

bye cunt😋

*end of ceall*

'cunt😜😝😜😝😜😝😜🥰🥰😘🥰🥰🥰🥰' I thought to mys3lf.

*hol pov🥰🥰*

she's so cunt era🥺🥺🥺 anyways I put my phone down and picked it up again because I wanted gussy Wussy saw a pussy to come over😝😝😝 I textes him.

hol🥰🥰😝🥰😝
come over bitch xx

gussy❤️
why🥰

just come over😱😱😱🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝🥺😘😘☺️☺️☺️🤯🤯🤯🐫🐫🐫🦨🦨🦨🦔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

u snuck a emoji of bill in there xx

bill isn't a hedgehog🙄🙄🙄🙄🤬🤬🤬🤬

whatever u say im coming iver🥰🥰🥰

cunt u soelled ttayt wtohg 😱

the fuck😱😱😱🥰🥰

bye bitch xx

cunt🥰 anyways I sat patiently waiting for gussy Wussy saw a pussy to come over. I expected him to be here withing 3 milliseconds but he was late🤬🤬🤬 as he came in the door I jumped up and went to him, kissing him preppishly 🥰

"you were meant to be here exactly 59 seconds and 57 milliseconds ago🤬🤬🤬" I playfully hit his chest bc I ate.

"anyways why am I here bbg pookie qookie boovoo bear" gustav said annoyingly (GUSSY NEVER ANNOYING)

"me and kaiya bbg are setting lilly Billy willy silly penn to go out with oh my jonny and get rid of penis- pigeon xx" I smiles proudly.

"no you aren't bc lilly Billy boo boo loves penisless pigeon" gustav hummed.

"she loves me more" I roll MY eyes and preppjonnyly kiss gus again.

"anyways let's get kaiya bbg over and oh my jonny to" I say and ring kaiya, things her to bring oh my jonny.kaiya followed my rules and came over in -1 milliseconds bc shes bbg.

"SHE WAS HERE FASTER THEN YOU" I shouted.

cunt" gustav said and pecked my cheek bc he's gussy.

TIMESKIP BC PLANNING IS BORING

gussy pov xx.

"so first penis killed like park zesty or something then smella Ella" I sighed.

"hols what the fuckity duckity are you doing" I said looking over to hol.

"writing in like idk what language🥰" hol says and shows her notebook to me.i looked at it and she the lyrics to hello kitty by avril lavigne.

"oh" I hummed.

"your meant to be writing th3 plan down you stupid cunt xx🥰" I said and took her pen, writing down the plan on another page.

"ughh"she groaned.

TIMESKIP BC CVA TI WRITE THAT BIT AND O JS WANNA HMGET TOBTHE BIT YKWIM

"bye bye smiggle🥰🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝😝🥺🥺🥺🥺🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦘🦘🦘🦘☺️☺️☺️☺️🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚" kaiya bbg said and kicked pigeon into prison.

*cutwness overliaf part*

IT TURNS OUT IN THE END LILLY BILLY WILY SILLY PENN ENDS UP CHEAYING ON PENIS SND GOES TO DATE OJ MY JONNY🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝😝😝😝🥺🥺🥺🥺HELP ME

T

HE END