Dark Deception Oneshots

Requested: ~Pet Tarantula~ Gold Watchers Headcannons

Congratulations! You now have a pet tarantula... deal with it-

Doing this with Louis too because so many people love this grumpy guy (you know who you are)

Mastermindxoxo's OC's are mentioned!

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Hedwig Bishop:

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"IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!"

- He'd be the type to get those electric fly swatters and try to electrocute your poor spider

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"Can't you just sit with him for 5 minutes? I have to clean out his cage."
"Yeah, how about you take a hike."

- He's never seen a tarantula before, of course he's gonna try and kill it at least 25 times

- If he had the chance, he'd kill it and mail to Benjam-

- I mean, if you begged him to, he would feed it for you

- Has the most girly ass scream if it gets out of it's cage or even crawls on him

- Just so you know, even if you already have a name picked out for your pet, Hedwig's naming it Hairy Potter

Haytham Bishop:

- He'd be scared, but interested

- This sweet boy would definitely be excited to hold it

- And you bet he's sending a letter to EVERYONE bragging about how amazing you are that you are able to handle a deadly spider

- He thinks that he's the coolest guy in the world after holding it too-

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"When are you feeding it? When are you taking it out? When are you letting it roam around your room? Are you gonna allow James to hold it when he comes over-?"

- But you aren't allowed to take the tarantula to the kitchen

- Even though Haytham is terrified of spiders, he only likes yours because he trusts you and loves you

Heinrich von Durchdenwald The III:

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"Was ist das? Deine Haustier-Vogelspinne? Cool (What is that? Your pet tarantula? Cool)."

- He does not care at all

- He's accidentally stepped on it at least once

- However, he does get a bit spooked when you bring it up to his face

- But he will let it freely crawl all over him and around his room

- He'd even create miniature obstacles for your tarantula to climb on

- No joke, he'll even create little outfits for your tarantula

- And he'll even make it little obstacles around the manor too

Judas Wolfgang:

- He's drop-kicking it out the door like no tomorrow

- Judas would never admit it to anyone, but he is terrified of little creatures like that

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"Take it outside where it belongs."

- If you would put it in his hands, he would chuck it across the room out of reflexes

- If you were out somewhere, he'd send you a video with him using a lighter and hairspray and lighting the spider on fire

- But you'll just end up getting 10 more :)

Pierre Lefevre:

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"I love it! It's like a lizard, but better!"

- He adores your pet and he's not scared of it at all

- Whenever Pierre is out doing his parkour and stalking people, he's taking the tarantula with him! He'll set it on his shoulder and run and climb around

- Even when he's laying in bed, he'll play with it

- He would try and help Hedwig overcome his fear of it, but Pierre would just get hit in the face with a cane

- He's at least lost it once

General Verlice:

- He is NOT a spider lover

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"At least keep it an arms length away."
"How far away is that, like, exactly?"
"It should be far enough."

- Just because he was in a war and saw lots of brutal things, doesn't mean that he's brave enough to go near or touch your pet

- Mails it to Robert's-

- If he knew that they existed back when he was alive, he would use them as a scare tactic towards his men (besides David and Alexander of course, like, why the hell would he do that-)

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"Just please make sure it's been fed before you take it out."
"Are you scared it's gonna eat you?"
"Not me! Gordon."
"My tarantula can't eat Gordon-"

Captain Lawless:

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"Looks like a starfish-"

- He doesn't have any feelings for it... besides fear

- When you take it out of it's cage, he'll just stare it down

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"Where and how did you get that thing?"

- Please let him know when it's around, he always has his pistol on him for a reason

- Won't even admit that he's scared of it