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♡ Headcannons - Ranpoe ♡

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• Their sleepovers are always super fun, Poe builds the best blanket forts because he's an architect 😎

• They watch cheezy romcoms together and make fun of the bad writing

• Karl licks Ranpo's fingers all the time since they're always covered in sugar or sweetness, but Poe doesn't like when he does that since all the sugar isn't good for him

• They have matching onesies like in the mayoi cards (yes Karl has one too)

• Ranpo constantly plays with Poe's hair because its so fluffy and silky, Poe loves it but it gets him super duper flustered

• Whilst Poe loves getting his hair played with, Ranpo loves headpats

• They're a classic autism + anxiety duo

• Sometimes Ranpo can't sleep because he's overstimulated and Poe lets him lay on his chest while he reads out loud to calm him down

• Whenever Poe gets anxious Ranpo hugs him and squeezes him super tightly and it grounds him for some reason (even though it crushes his ribs)

• Poe holds Ranpo's hand underneath the table at public events because he gets really nervous

• Poe shows his affection with words (or writing), whilst Ranpo prefers actions like hugging or tickling

• They own a bookshop together full of mystery novels

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• Poe lives opposite the ADA headquarters, and Ranpo sleeps over almost every night. They claimed that it was simply for convenience since Ranpo hates waking, but that was proved to be a lie when he showed up to work covered in hickeys the next day

• During their first time doing the devils tango, Ranpo couldn't stop giggling whilst Poe was so embarrassed he nearly cried

• Karl heard questionable noises coming from Poe's study once when Ranpo came over and refused to enter the study for 2 whole weeks

• Ranpo is into some WILD shit and Poe just went along with it at first, but then he realised he's just as bad 💀

• Ranpo tastes sweet asf.

• Poe is dehydrated so he's kinda bitter, Ranpo makes him drink pineapple juice before they do the deed to make him taste good

• Ranpo likes getting his hair pulled and likes getting manhandled, but Poe is too scared to hurt him so he always just ends up spoiling him instead

• I mean not that Ranpo doesn't enjoy being spoiled, he has a massive praise kink.

• Poe was a mega virgin before he met Ranpo and their first time together was Poe's first time EVER

• Ranpo has lots of experience with himself but not much with other people

• Poe wrote smut about Ranpo then activated his ability on himself MULTIPLE times

• Karl is extremely aware of their extracurricular activities.

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