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♡ Headcannons - Kunikida Doppo ♡

Kunikida as your boyfriend:

• Brings you coffee every morning at the exact same time

• Forces you to wake up early with him because its "good for you"

• Gives you pats on the head and praises you

• Is very stoic but you know how to get him flustered

• He is an ass over tits man, but ideally prefers a personality that matches his well

• He ripped out the "ideal partner" page of his notebook after he met you. You don't meet the perfect standards that he thought he was looking for, but he fell in love with you nonetheless

• He likes to take care of you and provide for you, not the other way around

• Malewife material, very domestic

• He waits on you hand and foot like you're his own personal queen/king

• He dislikes PDA but is down to hold hands under the desk if you're sneaky

Autistic Kunikida:

• Black and white mindset

• He struggles to understand that something can be neither good nor bad, which is proved by his strong ideals

• He's very schedule orientated and when he is running late, he shows his distress as anger

• Planning his day meticulously brings him comfort

• He's pretty used to masking so not many people know the reasoning behind his "strange" attitude, he doesn't want to tell people incase they see it as a weakness

• He doesn't get overstimulated much but understimulation is a big issue for him, which is why he packs his days full of activities

• This man cannot hold still for one second, he always has to be clicking his fingers or bouncing his leg or tapping his foot

• Kunikida hates silence and can't sleep without a fan on

• When he's working alone and he finishes typing a sentence, he taps his foot while he thinks for the next words just so that there is some background noise

Kunikida as a Dad:

• Babies are his soft spot but he can't stand toddlers

• If a kid is old enough to talk he's a little awkward around them since he doesn't know how to treat them, so he just talks to 10 year olds as if they're a regular adult (lol Aya)

• His kids/any kids around him end up having very good vocabulary since he speaks to them like adults and doesn't use a baby voice

• Holding babies makes him very happy and he loves talking to them, he will literally be holding a child and ranting to them about the agency budget. When they giggle and smile back at him it makes his day

• He knows he definitely wants kids, 3 to be exact

• He would raise his kids to be the best people possible and would maybe be a little hard on them, tough love but not too much

• If he had his own kids, they would be his world and he would do absolutely anything for them

His opinions on the other agency members:

• Atsushi: Kunikida found him slightly irritating at first, but grew to appreciate and admire his determination and grit

• Yosano: He respects her and her ability a lot, and knows that the team wouldn't be the same without her. Although, he also thinks that she sometimes gets a little carried away

• Kenji: He thinks thats Kenji is a sweet boy, but is too naive

• Kyouka: He didn't trust her at first since she used to be in the mafia, but after she protected Atsushi and proved herself he began to admire her strong will

• Dazai: Kunikida thinks that Dazai is annoying and inconsiderate, but he is still glad that he joined the agency instead of remaining in the mafia

• Junichiro: He thinks that he is a useful ally with great combat potential, but would be much more respectable if he didn't mess around with his sister so much

• Fukuzawa: He has tremendous respect for the president and idolises him above everyone else, they have a Holt and Amy relationship (BB9 reference)

NSFW Kunikida:

• Pretty vanilla in bed but will try things that you say will make you happy

• He's tame and respectful

• He could never degrade you or anything like that, he basically worships your body and always reminds you how perfect you are

• You got him to use his ability to make a pair of handcuffs once but he got too flustered to use them on you

• He has to put his hair in a bun beforehand so that it doesn't get knotty, since you have a habit of using it as a *ahem* handle

• A gentleman through and through, even when he's making a mess out of you

• He may not have many fancy tricks up his sleeve but he is damn good at what he does

• Soft dom

• 8 inches. (If you know me irl and ur reading this I am so sorry 💀)

• He isn't very experienced but he's still skillful

• Slow and steady wins the race 💯

• He lights candles and runs you a bath afterwards, and gives you a massage that's almost as good as the se-

• Like I said in the boyfriend section, he prefers ass over tits. He is a dignified ass lover and even though he's a gentleman, he MIGHT give it a little slap every once in a while

A/N: RAAAAAH I LOVE KUNIKIDA

QOTD: Which character should I make a headcannons chapter on next?

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