Cookie Run shitposting

Vines [ OCs/AU ]

Skullcandy: DARK VANILLA YOU DIDN'T FUCKING PAY THE POWER BILL ARE YOU SERIOU-

Rosewood: strums guitar When your lights don't work like they used t-

Skullcandy: ROSEWOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Licorice: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Poison Mushroom: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?!

Licorice: No- wheeze

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Capsaicin: Play this and you'll get $100m, but 100m people will die.

Prune Juice: plays harmonica

Kouign-Amann: Prune Juice no-

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Timekeeper: RAH

Moonlight: AH

Moonlight: STOP I could've dropped my croissant >:(

Timekeeper: HAHAH-

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Black Raisin referring to Affogato and Eclair: ...and they were roommates.

Twizzly Gummy, eavesdropping: Oh my god they were roommates

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Dragonfruit Candy: Do you ever- wake up or like uh do- like uh do something and you're just like; "What the h- fuck is going on???"

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Vampire: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Timecursed!Prune Juice: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed.

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Licorice: COME TO DELL TACO!! They got a new thing called Fre sha- Freehehe sha va ca do. FRE SHA VA-

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Dusk: I thought you were bae.

Dusk: Turns out you're just a fam... :/

Stardust: Dude-

Dusk: leaves

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Millennial Tree: A nice, typical Legendary dinner.

Millennial Tree: Eheheh-

Timekeeper: appears

Wind Archer: AAAGH-

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Madeleine: being a show-off as always

Espresso: Shut the - up.

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Fire Spirit: I do love living here, it's just- we all have a lot of laughs.

Fire Spirit: Fuck off, Sea Fairy, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.

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Roasted Coffee: Hey, I'm a lesbian.

Silk Candy:

Silk Candy: I thought you were a Coffee Cookie-

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Red Velvet: Here, go ahead and pull it through.

Chiffon: pulls something through a small hole

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Angel Lily: Did you wash the dishes?

Vanilla Bean: ..I thought.. you wanted... to do that.

Angel Lily: condescending laugh You were wrong.

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Timecursed!Moonlight: There is only one thing worse than a Murderer.

Timecursed!Moonlight: removes paper, revealing the word "Child" This.

Timecursed!Fire Spirit: A child.

Timecursed!Wind Archer: No.

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Dragonfruit Candy: Excuse me, can I get a cup of coffee, black?

Poison Coffee: Can't you see that I was talking, white?

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Timecursed!Pomegranate: So, basically, what I was thinking of doing is-

Timecursed!Pomegranate: gets stabbed

Timecursed!Pomegranate: Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

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Vampire: ..welcome to physics.

Alchemist: makes something explode

Vampire: scream HOLY MO-

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Black Lemonade: Anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyonce?

Parfait: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Parfait.

Black Lemonade: Who the fuck is that?

Parfait: Me

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Vampire at 3am: pours water onto a sleeping Sea Fairy

Sea Fairy, half asleep: hello-