Abyss Monarch: Think about... her-
Shadow Milk: Dingaling, cocksucker-
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Electric Eel: That's right everybody, it's your favourite boy!
Timekeeper: GET THE FUCK OUT OR I'M GONNA SHOOT MOCHA RAY IN THE FUCKING FACE.
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Timekeeper on the phone w Abyss Monarch: WHY IS ELECTRIC EEL ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE?!
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Timekeeper: *all around me are familiar TKs, worn out TKs, worn out TKs. all arou-*
Timekeeper: I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!??
Timekeeper: OH MY GOD-
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Timekeeper: I am going to kill you.
Timekeeper:
Timekeeper: ...and THEN kill you again.
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White Lily: *I'm dying because I'm so surprised*
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Shadow Milk: Y'know what?! Fuck you, you're going to space!
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Electric Eel: Abby, you're an asshole, man.
Abyss Monarch: You are what you eat, Electric Eel.
Electric Eel: WHAT THE
Electric Eel: WHAT THE HELL, MAN??
Electric Eel: THAT WAS KINDA SICK
Abyss Monarch, giggling: Thanks, I worked hard on it.
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Shadow Milk: Hi Abyss Monarch! It's me! The devil!
Shadow Milk: I love you!
Shadow Milk: I'm having so much fun with you!! :3
Abyss Monarch: ...thank you, I suppose?
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Abyss Monarch: Anyway, I'm gonna break into-
Abyss Monarch: gets zapped away WOAH-
YOU ARE READING
Cookie Run shitposting
Humorfuck you/j stuff this has: Team shenanigans, Kingdom Antics, AU shitposting, OCs and very much noncanon interactions