The Pacific City's inhabitants learning CPR on a test dummy
Leaf Sheep: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Koi Gummy: No, Leaf Sheep, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or tail.
Leaf Sheep: No, that's not part of it-
Lemon Swirl: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?
Stomolophus: I would like to live with no tail.
Koi Gummy: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Stomolophus. You don't do anything.
Leaf Sheep: Alright, well, let's get back to it. 'Cause you're losing 'em.
Koi Gummy: pumps frantically
Leaf Sheep: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute.
Koi Gummy: Okay, that's uh... hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Orca Gummy: How's that gonna help you?
Koi Gummy: I will divide and then count to it.
Orca Gummy: Right.
Leaf Sheep: Okay, well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Koi Gummy: Yes, yes I do! I love that song! clears throat and starts singing First I was afraid, I was petrified-
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Cookie Run shitposting
Humorfuck you/j stuff this has: Team shenanigans, Kingdom Antics, AU shitposting, OCs and very much noncanon interactions
