Cookie Run shitposting

part of Company is coming but it's the CoD

Earl Grey: We gotta clean the castle NOW.

Earl Grey: Now now, people-

Earl Grey: I want this place looking like Disney on ice. In one minute.

Earl Grey: POISON MUSHROOM IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED BY NOW THEN THROW IT AWAY. IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW.

Earl Grey: COMPANY IS COMING-

Earl Grey: Get rid of the couches. We can't let people know we S I T

Earl Grey: The chairs need to be pushed in. There cannot be any sign of LIVING in this castle-

Earl Grey: I don't care if we have to throw everything out, I want this place looking like a new Mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. turns vacuum on threateningly

Earl Grey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH-

Earl Grey: Licorice-

Earl Grey: We cannot have beds.

Earl Grey: We need more pillows-

Earl Grey: Licorice-

Earl Grey: I cannot stress this enough, we need those things (the pillows) looking PUFFED. I need those things looking FLUFFED.

Earl Grey: I want the toilets looking like those chairs from the Men In Black headquarters. more threatening vacuum sounds

Earl Grey: We need more bird feeders.

Earl Grey: I NEED A BIRD FEEDER ON EVERY WINDOW-

Earl Grey: LOBSTER PUT SEASHELLS ON THE DOORKNOBS.

Earl Grey: ...WE CAN'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES. EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES-

Earl Grey: This is a dish towel. We need a HAND towel. What are we, barbarians? But it's too late. tries to put towel back but it just falls OH-

Earl Grey: Licorice there's muffins on the counter. starts vacuum up There's muffins on the count- towel gets sucked in Oh my god-

Earl Grey: tries getting towel out but fails We have to get into the witness protection program folks. Okay, get on the rescue again. WHERE'S MY BAD LINE-