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Nico: Percy, I've had this huge crush on you for the past few years,

Percy: Wha–

Nico: But I'm over it.

Percy: Wha–

Nico: I mean, you're cute, but not my type.

Percy: Wha–

Nico: [walks away up the hill]

Percy: Wait... what, not his type? Why?! I'm awesome!

Annabeth: *coughs* Does it matter?

Percy: Oh Annabeth, of course it doesn't matter! [goes to kiss Annabeth]

Percy: Wait a minute, is that Will Solace he's holding hands with?!

Annabeth: I think so, Percy, weren't we in the middle of something–

Percy: What has Solace got that I haven't?!?

Will: [turns around and shouts]

Will: I have Nico Di Angelo!

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