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Dionysus, dancing in the rain and singing: It's raining wine, hallelujah, its raining wine.....

Apollo: Is it raining wine?

Dionysus: Yes.

Hermes: Why?

Dionysus: Hera is angry at Zeus and he is hiding in the Underworld. He put me in charge of the sky until he comes back.

[Meanwhile]

Poseidon: *watching the sea start to turn red* The fuck.....?

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