Percy: Yo, Piper! How big are Jason's boobs?
Piper: What?
Percy: Like... a B cup? Is that how it works?
Piper: The hell, Percy? What are you up to?
Percy: I'm buying him a bikini as a gag gift.
[5 minutes later]
Piper: Holy Hera, the red one!
Percy: *crude whistling*
Piper and Percy: *hysterical laughter*
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Fanfiction200/200 parts completed Book 1/2 I've done two Marauders ones so I decided why not do a Percy Jackson one? just a few things before you read; ○ Solangelo- a lot of Solangelo ○ Percabeth ○ Jercy (platonic or romantic, either works.) ○ more ships ○...
