Jason: *flying Percy through the sky* Hang on Percy, we're nearly there.
Percy: I feel like Loish' Laaane....
Percy: Ta da da da da da da da da da da–
Jason: That's not even Superman's theme! That's Star Wars! You're getting more delirious from the manticore poison.
Percy: I hate flying. S'not natural...
Jason: Says the guy who breathes underwater.
Percy: Don't drop me 'kay? Your dad'll strike me down.
Jason: I know he's temperamental, but he wouldn't do that.
Percy: How'd you know? He tried to get Nico once.
Jason: What?!
Percy: He missed, though. M'glad he missed. Nico's M'friend.
Jason: What the hell are you talking about?
Jason: We're gonna heal you first, but don't think I'm dropping this.
[The original art is above.]
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Fanfiction200/200 parts completed Book 1/2 I've done two Marauders ones so I decided why not do a Percy Jackson one? just a few things before you read; ○ Solangelo- a lot of Solangelo ○ Percabeth ○ Jercy (platonic or romantic, either works.) ○ more ships ○...
