Jason and Percy, bickering at each other: I'm the best!! I'm the coolest!!! You wish!! Nicoooo!?! Tell us who's better!!
Nico: *shadow travels frantically* Aaaaahhh!!!
Hades: What's up with you?
Nico: Percy and Jason keep dragging me into their rants.
Hades: I see.
Nico: Will they ever leave me alone, Dad?
Hades: Well–
Zeus and Poseidon: *iris message in front of them* Haaaaadeees!!!
Hades: *whispers to Nico, desperately* No, son. There is no escape. Just pain.
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Fanfiction200/200 parts completed Book 1/2 I've done two Marauders ones so I decided why not do a Percy Jackson one? just a few things before you read; ○ Solangelo- a lot of Solangelo ○ Percabeth ○ Jercy (platonic or romantic, either works.) ○ more ships ○...
